Posted by: mylittlesnow | February 1, 2010

Joke: I have become my own grandpa and I am my own grandson?

Does the title sounds weird and confusing to you? Don’t worry, read on… i got this joke from a forwaded email… LOL!

Family Problem ???

Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot.

The Indian man said to the American, ‘You know, my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven’t even met once.’ We call this arranged marriage. I don’t want to marry a woman whom I don’t love… I told them that openly and now have a hell lot of family problems.’

The American said, talking about love marriages… I’ll tell you my story.

I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years. ‘After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and married her, so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father’s father-in-law.

Legally now my daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother.

More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father’s brother and so he is my uncle.

Situations turned worse when my father had a son.

Now my father’s son, my brother is my grandson. Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I

am my own grandson.. And you say you have family problems…

The Indian fainted

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