Posted by: mylittlesnow | May 29, 2009

@mymailbox: go pee !!!

This is for all the guys out there, never knew that we can say this in such a polite manner… hehehe… read on to know what i’m talking about…

During one of her classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:

‘Kaizad, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?’

Kaizad said, ‘Just a minute I have to go pee.’

The teacher responded by saying, ‘That would be rude and impolite.

What about you Sarosh, how would you say it?’

Sarosh said, ‘I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I’ll be right back.’

‘That’s better, but it’s still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.

And you, Rohinton, can you use your brains for once, and show us any good manners that you may have?’

Rohinton:- ‘I would say: Darling, please may I be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very close friend of mine from down under, whom I hope to introduce to you, after dinner.’

Teacher promptly fainted.

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