Posted by: mylittlesnow | October 20, 2008

Are we all Malaysian goldfish?

I heard before that goldfish has a very short memory span. And i’m wondering now if we have discovered a new species of goldfish from Malaysia. Tentatively scientific name assigned to the new species is ‘ala sudah lupa golfish’. You see, it was just not too long ago when Mr. Chua Soi Lek was involved in a hot sex scandal and after that he either resigned or was sacked from his post in cabinet as well as his own party, hmm, i can’t remember too well as well, but hey, i’m from the ‘ala sudah lupa golfish‘ species as well brudder, albeit with a slightly better memory. So it seems that this guy is now back in the groove as deputy president of MCA. There there’s even talk of him kambing back to cabinet! Hmm…

First of all, i think it’s fair enough to say that it’s his private matter regarding the sex scandal and we should not interfere in other ppl’s life. Fine, fair enough but then i am not sure if we should allow someone with history of immoral activity to assume position as rakyat’s leader. This definitely doesn’t sound right to me. Imagine if our kids find out one day that our dear MCA deputy president once go around fishing some chicks out there and he’s still our leader as if nothing happens before this. How are we going to explain to our kids? Is this a good way to show an examplary role model to our kids? I dread on the day when my children will be asking me about this.

Enough said, conclusion is, with all due respect to Mr. Chua Soi Lek, he may be a good leader, a no nonsense, straight talking leader but with a sex scandal history, i don’t think he should lead anymore and definitely, he must not be allowed to assume any position in cabinet. With great power comes great responsibility, as a people’s leader, he should know before hand that he is a role model to everyone but once you put a foot in the wrong step, then that’s it. It’s Hastala Vista bay beh! But it seems that “I’ll be back!” catchphrase works better for Mr. Chua instead of “Hasta la Vista!” weird, but then again, we’re in Bolehland…



  1. this is boleh land la… apa pun boleh!

  2. dont forget t..h..i..s “melayu mudah lupa”can this be the specie,of late behaves like one

  3. If you go to the 2 star love hotels around Malaysia in the weekends you will see many couples waiting to rent a room for 2 hours. The combination of age can be 16 Vs 20 to 56 Vs 65 to 16 Vs 66 and others.
    It is called ” short time ” service and no ICs or registrations are required.
    Most couples will ” Kaw Tim ” in less than 30 minutes. The bed sheets will be changed quickly and the next couple will be given 2 towels,2 pieces of soap and 1 condom.
    Everybody will cast their eyes down to look only at their feet.Even if you see your married MD waiting there with his married secretary who is not his wife you pretend you ” see nothing,hear nothing and will say nothing ” at all.
    If somebody tries to takes a video of the clients his teeth with be punched out immediately.
    If is because he will be trying to break their rice bowl.Each room can play love nest to as many as 10 cheating couples a day.
    Thus if you want to taste” stolen love ” go to a love hotel.They will have their standards to uphold and maintain for the privacy of their clients.
    CSL learn from me at the grass root level.

  4. A story that has never been told i e Chinese “Girls selects Boys” in the1950s.
    ..CSL dilemma at that time.
    In the 1900s until todays when a Chinese bride is about enter ” The Door ” of the bridegroom she will be accompanied by her best girl friends who are all single and eligible.They will be appearing in their best as pretty maidens and ideal future wives.The bridegroom will invite all his bachelor friends and they will also be appearing in their best as ideal future husbands. On the night of the wedding in the bridal chambers there will be teasing games between the eligible bachelors and the eligible girls.The purpose is to find out their ideal future husbands or ideal future wives as soon as possible.The girls can ask her choice of men all kinds of questions.They may even ask him to do humiliating chores like hiding underneath the bridal bed or bark like a dog or lick dry a plate of milk like a cat in order to test his patience in managing the prospective future families.The men has to be 100% sporting on that night.They will be” booed ” if they were to show any sign of anger or resentment.It is practically a ” Ladies Night ”
    After the ” Boys meets Girls” games the match makers will be called to make the “match” that has already been decided on the teasing night.
    Like everything in this world these ” boy meets girl ” games will have many weakness.
    Many gangsters will put on long sleeves and trousers and appear in their best behaviors.
    They will gladly be caned as penalties by the girls for giving a wrong answers to her witty questions.
    The bridegroom has to introduce each and everyone of his bachelor friends by his NRIC or birth certificate names.
    Their nicknames will all come out in the heat and excitement of the games by all the other players while trying to outplay each other in order to win the hand of the most fair maiden of the night..Everything is fair in love and in war.
    If they said ” This is Ong Tiong Guan ” the only benefit is that the girls surnamed Ongs will not waste time talking to him.He has to say ” We call as him as………”
    1) Hoh Kia..means Good son..+++ for girls
    2) Pai Kia.means Bad son.. ???? for girls
    3) Durian Kia means Hooligan son..??? for girls
    4) Poon Tua Kia means Lazy son..??? for girls
    5) Teat Tho Kia means Play around son..??? for girls
    6) Gon Kia means foolish son..??? for girls
    7) Siawh Kia means crazy son..??? for girls
    8) Chap Chen Kia means son with unknown father.???? for girls…
    9) Boh Yong means useless and no future son ..???? for girls.
    10) Soi Kia means unluky and ill fated son ??? for girls..

    I have 3 unmarried sisters above 65 who told me this story.All of them are former Convent Girls who do not want to get marry just for the sake of having a family.They cannot find love and romance out of 90% of the men they met as above…

    But in Chinese society the moment you achieve fame,power and riches the nicknames will be discarded immediately…But nobody I know tries to change his NRIC names.It is because his marriage certificate and children’s birth certificate needs alteration as well.

    I want CSL to write about his romantic youth..

  5. If you don’t fancy the antics of your second man >>BOOT HIM >>!!!!!!
    The most intelligent man among all our PMs did that to all his deputies..
    It show that we have achieved the different colors but same heart status.
    That is Malaysian politics.

  6. It is all fair in love,war and politics since time immemorial.It is normal for the key players to fight with one another. As a Christian I dare quote from the Bible that the twelve disciples of Jesus Christ were always highly jealous of each other during their time on earth.
    In Malaysian politics Uncle Lim,Uncle Samy,Uncle Nik,Uncle Anwar and Uncle Koh do also have problems with their internal key players.But they can settle it quickly within a very short period of time.They will immediately continue to work at the grass root levels.It is at these masses where they can cast a strong foundation for everybody.
    When will they ever learn ????

  7. The MCA leaders always promised that the people’s welfare comes first in their hearts.
    The party elections are over and they should start working hard for the people.
    If they keep on fighting it shows that they are only interested in themselves.
    Everything including the first world war and second world war has a beginning and an end.
    When are they going to end the comparatively small war?

  8. Hey!!! CSL new job is to find ” Problematic Government Policies “.He has to prove that he is very working hard by having something to show every meeting.He will be giving plenty of “Air Time” to present his files.
    On the other hand Lim KS has 1000s of ” Problematic Government Policies” his thick files collecting dust over the last half a century.They are all very well researched and well documented.Nobody wants to give him enough “Air Time”
    Why don’t these two politicians have a WIN-WIN arrangement ?????.
    Say Chua” Hey !!! Lim give me your files and I will present it during my AIR TIME.
    In Chinese is ” Pai pai. tun lang..hab chok hab man tai”
    All the rakyat will be happy..

  9. I hate all those men who are pretenders in life.I started working as a junior marketing clerk when I was 18 years old.There are many marketing executives from all our outstation branches who will take my product groups sales figures and never read them seriously and digest them in details.Then they would make up a big fight to impress everybody else during the marketing meetings.After that they would all go for “happy hours”, spa,massage and all the specials that comes with “china dolls”.I don’t think they can remember what they fought about that morning.The financial interest of the company is not in their hearts.Our company has gone bankrupt in 1996.Those same guys are continuing to pull the same tricks elsewhere.
    Do you know of anybody in this political party who are behaving the same way?I will feel sad if they hold key leadership positions.

  10. 1980s…MCA sad stories for all to learn.
    My sister used to have a accountant husband who was very actively involved in MCA deposit taking companies of 1980s.He went to jail for 5 years for the crimes of submitting false balance sheets.
    As a man who loves his family more than himself he took the following steps immediately.He was 26 years old at that time.
    1) He divorced his wife but gave her every cents he owned in this world.According to Malaysian customs nobody would associate him with the wife and children anymore.Today all his 3 children are holding high positions in Multi National Companies.
    He saved the “FACE” of his unlucky family.
    2) He went to Arabian countries to work after he came out of prison.He continued to send money to his wife and children.He paid for every cent of their overseas education. But he does not want them to have a “CONVICT” father figure in public.
    3) When he came back to Malaysia,he would only meet his wife and children quietly behind closed hotel room doors.

    In Chinese Culture and Customs the “FACE” of the leaders comes first before everything else.We must show the other races that we have the
    ” YOU THO YOU LIAN ” leaders. i e We,even ordinary Chinese people have ” HEAD and FACE ” to other multi racial groups.
    Otherwise why should every Chinese from the poorest to the riches serve so much good food to all the other races during Chinese New Year ???

  11. I fully agree that a man must give FACE to the people whom he loved so as not to antagonize their future lives.He should honor other people even though he has lost his personal honor.
    My father went to jail too.When he came out he maintained a very low profile.I have 5 sisters all married happily.My father never showed his FACE during the weddings.
    Not like this big man of a gorilla..I am a sex criminal and I lead all of you to a xxxxxx future ????

  12. I learned about spies from James Bond movies like
    “The spy who loved me” Spies are highly trained people who spies on people who are presumed to be a threat to the majority in this world.And James Bond only destroy the arch bad guy,Dr.NO. He will not destroy all the good doctors working in hospitals taking care of sick people..
    e g KGB,FBI,CIA are all spy networks that spies on bad people..
    And when Dr.NO was destroyed he never complained..
    Our Dr.Chua complained so much about the spies who took sex videos of me.
    Make a movie ” The spies who make a sex video of me “

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