Posted by: mylittlesnow | September 15, 2008

How to master tokkok gong fu, by ‘Jessica’ Hamid ‘Alba’

If any of you out there who is interested to take up lesson in talking cock gong fu, i can suggest that you look up for a real shifu and learn from there. If there’s anyone i can recommend right now, probably it’s ‘Jessica’ Hamid ‘Alba’. And i am not too sure who’s the ‘master Oogwey’ but my best guess is probably Yabadawee. Afterall, it was Yabadawee who invented the flip-flop gong fu not too long ago. And oh yeah, if you are doubting Alba’s capability, fret not, for i can let you see for yourself his skill to date.

Before: Alba denied his involvement in detention of three Kwai Cheng Caine’s disciples.
After: Seems like Alba is the one who approved the detentions afterall, because he is doing his job as a cabinet minister.
*Note: You need a 24hrs meditation time between before and after in order to fully execute the talking cock gong fu. 

You see, what a great tokkok skill right? Showing great composure while executing the hard to master gong fu. I think it’ll take me forever to master this gong fu and it’s better off for me to master the two finger Sushi clamp gong fu instead, so i can eat lots of sushi. hehe… Mkini report after jump. Full report available here.

Syed Hamid’s U-turn on ISA arrests
Sep 15, 08 3:37pm
Home Minister Syed Hamid Albar has made a U-turn on a remark that he was not involved in the detention of three individuals under the Internal Security Act (ISA) last Friday.

According to a front-page report today in Malay daily Utusan Malaysia, Syed Hamid now said he had approved the detentions on behalf of the government, in carrying out his duty as a cabinet minister and not as any ‘outsider’.

His comments were apparently a rebuttal of cabinet colleague, de facto law minister Zaid Ibrahim, who yesterday condemned the arrests and said he would quit if the government continues to use the ISA.


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