Posted by: mylittlesnow | May 6, 2008

@mymailbox: Why aging is natural…

i’ve always thought that it will be nice to be able to compile all the jokes received from forwarded emails. since i have just started this blog, i thought, why not just add in all the jokes received in this blog and categorized it under ‘Jokes’ section…so here you go, and i hope there will be many more to come…

Think twice!!
 
 
A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
 
While on the operating table she had a near death experience.

Seeing God she asked ‘ Is my time up ?’
 
God said, ‘No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live.’

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck.
She even had someone come in and change her hair colour and brighten her teeth !
 
since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.
 
After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.
 
While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.
 
Arriving in front of God, she demanded,

‘I thought you said I had another 43 years? Why didn’t you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance ?’
 
And God replied: (You’ll love this) …………..
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‘I didn’t recognize you.’

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