If any of you out there who is interested to take up lesson in talking cock gong fu, i can suggest that you look up for a real shifu and learn from there. If there’s anyone i can recommend right now, probably it’s ‘Jessica’ Hamid ‘Alba’. And i am not too sure who’s the ‘master Oogwey’ but my best guess is probably Yabadawee. Afterall, it was Yabadawee who invented the flip-flop gong fu not too long ago. And oh yeah, if you are doubting Alba’s capability, fret not, for i can let you see for yourself his skill to date.

Before: Alba denied his involvement in detention of three Kwai Cheng Caine’s disciples.
After: Seems like Alba is the one who approved the detentions afterall, because he is doing his job as a cabinet minister.
*Note: You need a 24hrs meditation time between before and after in order to fully execute the talking cock gong fu. 

You see, what a great tokkok skill right? Showing great composure while executing the hard to master gong fu. I think it’ll take me forever to master this gong fu and it’s better off for me to master the two finger Sushi clamp gong fu instead, so i can eat lots of sushi. hehe… Mkini report after jump. Full report available here.

Syed Hamid’s U-turn on ISA arrests
Sep 15, 08 3:37pm
Home Minister Syed Hamid Albar has made a U-turn on a remark that he was not involved in the detention of three individuals under the Internal Security Act (ISA) last Friday.

According to a front-page report today in Malay daily Utusan Malaysia, Syed Hamid now said he had approved the detentions on behalf of the government, in carrying out his duty as a cabinet minister and not as any ‘outsider’.

His comments were apparently a rebuttal of cabinet colleague, de facto law minister Zaid Ibrahim, who yesterday condemned the arrests and said he would quit if the government continues to use the ISA.