Does the title sounds weird and confusing to you? Don’t worry, read on… i got this joke from a forwaded email… LOL!

Family Problem ???

Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot.

The Indian man said to the American, ‘You know, my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven’t even met once.’ We call this arranged marriage. I don’t want to marry a woman whom I don’t love… I told them that openly and now have a hell lot of family problems.’

The American said, talking about love marriages… I’ll tell you my story.

I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years. ‘After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and married her, so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father’s father-in-law.

Legally now my daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother.

More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father’s brother and so he is my uncle.

Situations turned worse when my father had a son.

Now my father’s son, my brother is my grandson. Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I

am my own grandson.. And you say you have family problems…

The Indian fainted…

Recently i attended a talk, i forgot what it is all about but basically i remembered that i belong to Gen Y generation. There’s Baby Boomer, Gen X and finally Gen Y. Gen Y folks are well known to be good in job hopping and those who belong to Baby Boomer category are most of the time considered as stable and safe employees. So actually quite some time ago, i have already been thinking about this topic, why do most of the young employees now tend to job hop? And is job hopping all that bad? Personally, i changed job because i think it will be good for my career path. Why bother spending the time doing something that you don’t like and doesn’t reward you? Well, i’m glad that i received this fwded email today. Go read yourself and i think i couldn’t agree more with the key message. DO NOT EVER EVER FALL IN LOVE WITH UR COMPANY. Family and health comes first, company doesn’t give a damn if you end up falling sick as a result of working hard, right? End of the day, they can just hire another person. And what about during economic downturn, oh, we’re not making any money, so i’m sorry, have to chop you la…

Full article after jump…

i bet that you’ll definitely agree with me that this is a cute kitten… hehe….

Ok, sorry, recently i got all my jokes from Malaysian daily news and i hope you guys enjoyed it as much as i do.

Today’s joke will be on a statement made by Malaysian Home Ministry. Ok, maybe it’s time for us to create a dictionary for ourselves. We shall call it Malaysian dictionary and when we communicate with the rest of the world, we refer to the standard dictionary. Check this out:

The Home Ministry has told foreign diplomats that the use of ‘Allah’ by non-Muslims in Malaysia cannot be compared with other countries – just as apples cannot be compared with oranges.

So does that mean that as a non-Muslim myself, and if I’m in Malaysia, when i use the word ‘Allah’, I have to put a disclaimer or remark that I’m referring to the one used in Malaysia.

And when I travel abroad and talking to gwai lous (foreigners), i’ll have to tell them, Allah, oh the one you guys referring to and not the ones we referred to in Malaysia?

*scratching my head*

Full report (if you are a subscriber of Malaysiakini) here.

Ain’t it gonna be cool if this device goes mainstream sometime in the future?

bwah hahahahaha, seriously, i was and i am still not angry after reading that comment but rather, i laugh my ass off till fall down and roll on the floor (OK, i exaggerated…hehe)…

Here’s the excerpt taken from Malaysiakini:

Prime Minister Najib Abdul Razak today said that the government cannot stop people from gathering at mosques tomorrow to protest against a court decision which had allowed the Christian publication Herald to use to term “Allah”.

You can read the full article from Malaysiakini if you are the subscriber.

URL: http://www.malaysiakini.com/news/121331

Bwah hahaha, since when Gov can’t stop protesters? Hahahahaha, damn funny la… remember Free RPK or the Cow head incident? Do they gov stop the two protests back then? hehe… best part is, this remark comes straight from our PM’s mouth… fuuyoh… stim betoi!

Fulamak, here we go again, making a big hoo-hah over some petty issue, at least in my personal opinion. I totally understand that religion is something that we should take seriously but then again, what’s the big fuss over the use of word Allah? Ok, lets put it this way, to the Muslims in Malaysia who’s opposing the word Allah, come on la dey, did the others use the word to insult YOUR religion? No, right? They are merely using the word ‘Allah’ with reference to God, and so what is wrong with that? To me, a God is a God no matter how you call it. End of the day, it’s between you and your own GOD and that’s it. I talk to my own God and you talk to your own God, you call your God Allah ke, or Tuhan ke or God ke, i don’t care because bottom line is, i don’t care ?!

Ok, to be fair, i also don’t understand why the non-Muslim have to use the word Allah? Why can’t they just use Tuhan with reference to God? Tuhan, my goodness and that is in Bahasa Malaysia la, so why go fuck with the Muslims over just one word ‘Allah?  Aiyo-yo, you say la, does this mean you guys sengaja want to cari pasai? I did a quick check at Wikipedia and it says that Allah is a standard Arabic word for God. Since Islam have been using Arabic as their main language (at least that’s what i know as of now la, correct me if i’m wrong), let them use la, then you guys just go ahead and replace it with Tuhan la, susah ke?

Aiseh man, you see, end of the day, there are so many choices for us to use and you morons out there simply have nothing better to do than to quarrel over the use of the word Allah? Is that what religion taught you over these years? Sheesssh… Now go back and pray to your God or Allah or Tuhan and be a good boy…

Well, all you EPL freaks out there should love this one… cause i enjoyed watching all the 20 goals… simply superb… thanks to the Sun for this great compilation videos…

Enjoy! Click on the link below:

Top 20 goals of the Decade – The SunSport

Missing jet engines to be explained…next month? Why not now? The case is not new and it has been many days or probably weeks since the issue first surfaced. So why wait? And furthermore, report suggests that the missing jet engines case was first reported last year so by now i’m sure there should be sufficient facts and supporting datas available. So why wait and not now? Want to drag the issue longer again and then hope people will forget about it? hehe, well, try explaining the port klang first and then you can keep this jet engines case for explanation later. And by the way, i am praying real hard that the explanation will be a logical and believable ones, you know-lah, Malaysian ministers, sometimes talk hor, can talk like Pandora’s people, dunno what cock they tok also…

The Star: Furore over missing jet enginers to be explained

Wow, check this out, quite a lot of people around me is talking about Avatar these days. I’m hearing cinemas being fully booked in advance at least for a week! Now ain’t that cool? You see, i’m a big fan of James Cameron and i think he made great movies! The problem is, i don’t quite understand how Titanic grossed so much money but the movie itself is quite forgetable for me.

Terminator 2 was and probably is still one of the greatest movie ever from James but Titanic, errm… it is watchable but not memorable. And now we have Avatar, personally i was very excited and very eager to watch the movie. Actually i saw it in the first week of its released, hehe. But storyline wise, the movie does not quite meet my expectation, not much surprises and I kinda expected more or less what will be happening. In order not to provide any spoiler here, i’ll leave it to you to go watch it yourself.

But make no mistake, this is a must see movie, just purely because of the marvelous special effects! Not even one moment did i realize that the planet Pandora was fake and so do the creatures as well as the Navi people or aliens in the movie. They look so real, Jesus Christ! Everything was so believable and frankly, it was a total fucking visual orgasm experience and i bet you can’t top this up any further for this year or next year for sure. Not until the Hollywood folks come out with another new technology or something.

I think Avatar is still going strong in the box office after 2 weeks running and i can guess that this will continue for a while, it’s a must watch movie, but in my opinion, don’t expect too much on the storyline, just go there and entertain yourself with the spectacular visual effects, and that alone is worth every penny you’re paying for…