Hoi, lu ingat kita orang Malaysia bodoh ka? #1

Barely 24hrs after Balasubramaniam made the stunning SD on Altantuya’s murder case, he retracted it immediately, removing our dear DPM from any allegations at all. According to Bala, he was compelled to be affirmed under duress. Fuuyoh, maybe we should do a little bit of analysis here, just a simple one. Who’s in power now? Anwar or Najis? Could anyone from Pakatan Rakyat possibly forced our dear Mr. Bala to sign the Statuory Declaration? Are they that powerful? Because as far as I know, he need not be afraid, cause all Mr. Bala have to do is just to go find our dear DPM and tell him everything about this. Ooops, sorry, by right Mr. Bala should go and report to the police immediately. After that, i’m sure everything will be settled and i am dead sure that Mr. Bala here will not need to sign any SD at all, right?

Now what if Bala is being forced by the other party? Is it possible? You have the big dogs from the force as well as the biggest shit around and i can’t help but to agree with him that he should be damn worried about his safety and true enough, and not surprisingly at all, made a U-turn on his SD. So is it hard for us to decide who’s actually forcing Bala?

STAR news here: PI retracts declaration

Hoi, lu ingat kita orang Malaysia bodoh ka? #2 

Now this is the one that made me really pening and hold my head up in disbelief. I didn’t know that if i want to apply for scholarship, i will have to visit our dear DPM? Fuuyoh, tell la earlier dei, had i known about this, i would have applied for a scholarship at the DPM office as well. I also did not know that if there’s any sodomize case, we should immediately refer to our dear DPM as well?  So from now on, do we need to refer all sodomy case to DPM office first before lodging a police report?

Bernama report here - Najib: Saiful came to see my on sodomy case

“I received his (Mohd Saiful’s) visit in my capacity as a leader and he as an ordinary citizen who wanted to tell me something… I don’t know him before this,” Najib told a press conference at his Parliament office here.

I am deeply moved la here, *sob* *sob*, maybe we should refer all the rakyat’s issue to our dear DPM because in his capacity as a leader, he will surely welcome us. Damn tired la, time to start cooking some eggs on top of my head as well, cause the temperature now is rising up, and fast…

By now, most of you guys must have heard about the SD made by Balasubramaniam, the private investigator of Altantuya. This topic is hawt to the max and i think in future, there’s a potential for this event happening to be converted to a crime serial drama or a movie. I’m left speechless for now so i’m not going to write a lot on this but i just want to stress that lets be fair. If Anwar is sent to jail for his sodomy case without proper trial, then i hope the same guy who whacks a Mongolian ass to be sent to jail as well. So i really hope there’s no double standard again here (say only as i know it’s hard for the G not to maintain double standard). I am not saying that Anwar is innocent as well, let there be a fair trial but at the same time, since Balasubramaniam can be considered as a key witness, i hope this will be included into the current trial of Altantuya’s murder as well. As simple as that, but frankly speaking, i have already lost hope on our country’s judicial system. I can just keep my fingers crossed that justice will prevail!

So for now, i’ll just sit back and watch the best ever blockbuster movie of all time and amazingly, the first and second movie were both released at the same time. 

1. Sodomy 1: Lightning does strike twice, but at the anus only   &  
2. Sodomy II: I don’t know her but i only bang her Mongolian ass

If you wonder why, please go read the SD from Bala, excerpt below:

25.2 Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak informed Abdul Razak Baginda that he had a sexual relationship with Aminah and that she was susceptible to anal intercourse.

What’s wrong with our big guys in M’sia? Fetish for punggung is it? Yucks! Whateverla, damn boring already, we are suffering from higher cost of living now and all the big shots know what to do is to try to bring each other down. Kanasai, to B End, bring the god damn price of petrol down first until we are certified as net importer, then after that you wanna increase how much to market price also never mind. And to Anwar, if you can take over now, why wait? Do it now and get on with the job to help us! What’s all this about talking about we have the numbers bla bla bla and yet nothing happens? Mana number? nombor ekor ka? 2830? 3028? or now 2430 or 3024? Let me know la, tomorrow i’ll go and buy, Tua Chi Pak Khor (Big RM100), Say Nor Pak Khor(Small RM200), if win i belanja you. kanasai. Everyone agree right?

Lazy wanna write liao, some links here for your reading pleasure:

1. Najib C4-ed
2. Press Statement at Anwar Ibrahim’s blog
3. Najib should go on leave as DPM until cleared of allegations

Sorry ladies, but i think you can’t offer much help here, now is the time for us guys to help out instead. I was reading an article at Malaysia Today when someone wrote about a point on how a 23yr old young guy can be sodomized by a 60yr old guy. Hmm…i wonder, very true indeed. Lets not even talk about sodomy, even if it’s a molest case only, how in the blue hell la a young guy in his 20s can be molested by a 60yr old guy without even the slightest trace of injury on the 60yr old guy? Takkan the old man turn into a hulk when he’s doing his thang’? Ooooo… so i was thinking and no, it’s not meant to be a joke… since i’m in my 20s (ahem, yes la, still young la brudder) as well, i would dare to challenge any 60yr or older guy out there to try to lay his hands on me. Lets not even talk about sodomy. Just try and come molest me and if you succeed in doing so without being punched in the face or scratched in any parts of your body or get kicked in your balls and end up spitting out ur balls, then my whole god damn butt is yours for the taking. You can do whatever you want with it. Serious! But please eh, read the T&C carefully above. What i mean is you did not suffer any small or minor injuries which is noticeable at all. Later you come and molest me and kena bashed up kao kao and yet you still wanna claim my butt, then that one not counted ok?

Kekekekekekeke….

So what say you young fellas out there? Wanna take part in this demonstration to prove that Anwar is innocent?

Wo wo wo, i guess it’s very rare indeed to have the chance to test out 3 different Yonex racket at the same time and i was very happy when the opportunity came knocking on my door. So i think it’s good for me to quickly write down a brief summary on my personal opinion after testing the three rackets.

Among the three models presented here, AT900 is the latest edition from Yonex. AT700 is the model i am currently using right now while lastly, the AT300 is the lowest end racket which is made in Japan. If you check out at the official Yonex’s website, the other two lower end series of Armotec, AT250 and AT150, are both made in Taiwan. It is believed that the rackets made from Japan is superior in quality compare to the ones made from Taiwan, i don’t have any proof to support this claim, so it’s up to you to believe it or not.

Yes, i guess what Hulk meant was the show will definitely be a box office smash hit! The show was by far, a hulkamillion times better than the Ang Lee’s version. You just don’t need a brain to watch this movie, all you need is to just sit back and enjoy the story and the action. And i love it when i saw Stan Lee appearing yet again in this movie as cameo role. He deserves it more than anyone else. And lets not forget another cameo role from Tony Stark. Boy oh boy, i just can’t wait for the Avengers now eh!

I won’t reveal much but lets just put it this way, it’s a pure fun action packed movie and i think it stays true to the comic. And i’m surprised to find out that Hulk has a power called Thunder Clap, which i didn’t know prior to this. hehe, cool eh? Hulk smash!

Aww come on! Do they have to resort to this tactic yet again? When i woke up this morning and took up the STAR newspaper to read, i was indeed shocked to read the headlines “Anwar denies sodomy claims“. I was thinking, oh no man, again? Don’t they have a better idea on bringing him down? Maybe they are running out of ideas because they can’t charge him with corruption anymore as Anwar’s not yet a minister. 

Apparently, the incident happened inside a luxury apartment, so maybe they’ll bring in the mattress again as evidence? Come on you BN fuckers, stand up and fight like a man! Don’t be a sissy and use coward tactics. How can we believe this news this time around? Back then in 1999, even though i was only just a kid, i could not believe the fact that Anwar did sodomize some guy with the name Sukma if i can recall correctly. And now after serving jail sentence for so long and when the opposition is in such a good position to take over the federal government, do you think Anwar will be such a dumb asshole to make this stupid move? If he really need to sodomize someone, i think he’s rich enough to call for a gigolo service as well. So i can’t think of a good reason that why in the blue hell he’ll be jeopardizing everything right now.

So you blardy BN retards, if you really want to charge Anwar with sodomy, please make sure you send the Altantuya’s murderers to hell first as the case has been pending way too long. Don’t tell me fucking an asshole is more important than blowing up a Mongolian girl. Also, please make sure you send the correct correct correct guy to jail first because i am also damn sure that this issue is more important than one guy fucking an asshole. Also, please make sure that you castrate the policeman who raped a girl recently because the incident happened first before Anwar got accused of sodomy. And many many more cases, too lazy to mention all inside here.

But the most important thing is, now i really really wish that you guys will fuck off come 16 September 2008. Cause i am really damn malu as a Malaysian when people around the world know about the cheap tactics employed to oust someone in politics, you just need an ass…

p/s: to whoever out there who’s thinking of challenging for the PM role, i suggest that you become a eunuch first and then only go for the PM role cause you’re bound to be charged with sodomy…

My 2 years old Canon Ixus-i gave up on me recently so i went around shopping for a new digital camera recently. After serious consideration and multiple visits to a few shops around Penang, i decided to buy the Panasonic LS80 digital camera. Well, i feel that i am not ready yet to splurge the moolah on a brand new DSLR so i guess i’ll just buy a decent point and shoot camera for now.

Budget was set at around RM600 and below, does not necessary has to be small in size as long as it’s not too bulky, great performance in makro shot will be a bonus but the most important of all, it must not be Canon! I’ve had it, no more Canon for me because my past two Canon digital camera failed after 2 years using them. 

So the initial 3 choices were Panasonic LS80, Nikon Coolpix L16 and Samsung S760. Actually, I was surprised that Samsung do sell digital camera and believe me, the picture quality was actually pretty good! I decided to drop Nikon L16 from the final list due to its poor picture quality. So i was having a hard time deciding between Samsung and Panasonic because both were equally good in terms of picture quality as well as price. In the end i decided to go for Panasonic because of its track record, as Samsung was quite a new player when it comes to digital camera and i have my doubts if Samsung can really produce a good digital camera with decent quality/reliability. In short, i still think Samsung needs more time to build up its reputation in digital camera market.

   
Panasonic LS80

I’ve manage to capture a few shots from the Panasonic LS80 digital camera and as people say, a picture tells a thousand words. Take a look at the pics and decide yourself. Pics were all taken on my trip down to Johore sometime last month.

Lets start with the makro shots first:

Makro 1: Flower

Makro 2: Lord of the Rings

 

Outdoor shot:

Outdoor shot #1: Temple at Johore

Outdoor shot #2: Tea Garden, Johore

 

Indoor with lighting:

 
Indoor w/ lighting: Tebrau City

So i guess that’s about it, in my opinion, this camera is definitely good enough for daily use and overall, the performance is satisfactory. If you take the pics using flash, it will take a longer time to save it into the sd card. So it’s rather slow if you need to take a lot of pics within a short period of time. One feature i really love is the ‘intelligent’ mode. All you need to do is just set the mode to ‘intelligent’ and the camera will automatically change the setting whether it’s macro mode or normal picture mode. That way, we don’t have to constantly change to makro mode whenever we need to take close up pics. I will definitely give two thumbs up for this feature. This camera doesn’t come with lithium ion battery, and you’ll need to use the normal AA battery. I prefer this because it’s easier for us to grab AA batteries from any convenient stores outside should we have low batt power. Previously, when my canon ixus-i ran low on its battery power, i couldn’t do anything except to bring it back and recharge. The downside of using AA batteries is your camera will be bigger in size compare to the ones using lithium batteries.

So i hope the short and unprofessional review above will be useful to anyone of you who’s planning to buy an entry/lower mid level point and shoot camera. If i forget anything, i’ll try to update it into this post.

Hey, it’s Friday…sharing something to make you laugh…enjoy! hehehe…

Another mind-blowing video on our parliament. Looks like a concert to me, when the singer at the stage just ask the left and right side of the crowd to shout and see who can shout the loudest, and then decide from there who’s the winner. If only they can include the rakyat’s voice as well, i’m sure we’ll be the loudest, beat them flat!

I was browsing through lowyat forum’s threads when i saw a thread on PC ownership. The title was ‘How long does a computer last for you?’. I think for most of us, on average, maybe one PC can last us about 5 years before it become obsolete, when the PC really cannot satisfy the demand of pure processing power for new softwares. So let me think back of my own PC ownership, they are as follow:

1. Pentium 133 system - 1996 to 2000
2. Pentium 3 667Mhz - 2000 to 2002
3. Pentium 4 2.8Mhz - 2002/3 - 2007
4. Quad Core QX6700 - 2007 to date

The Pentium 133 was my first ever PC system and i love it back then although it’s not really a high end system. Cost more than RM4k, a sum which i can use to build a very powerful system these days. Heck, i think my first Pentium system is the costliest to date. Amazing huh? Just put a quad core system besides the pentium one and see the difference, fuu-yoh! I just love technology…

So what about you guys? Are you a PC freak who cannot simply tahan and keep on changing and upgrading?